snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

(via pizza)

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

(via barakuddles)

folie-a-derp:

the world is such a confusing place. wtf is calculus. taxes??? what?? why do we have eyebrows. how do people not like fall out boy. what even are cuttlefish. no wonder pete wentz always looks so concerned

(via barakuddles)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via barakuddles)

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jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

(via barakuddles)

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feat:

i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense 

(via barakuddles)

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via barakuddles)